vagisodium:

i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories

(Source: trashboat, via pizza)

259,281 notes

liquidglue:

"hey beyonce what’s that behind ur ear"

image

(via sextnoise)

26,866 notes

brititsh:

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
image

(Source: dadvevo, via sextnoise)

158,473 notes
297,259 notes

dietcrush:

My mom was born in 1969 so some of her usernames have a 69 at the end and I haven’t found an appropriate way to tell her why she can’t do this

(via hitthe-bong)

122,887 notes